A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants [...]
Tags: Humor
Tags: Humor
So, a half hour ago, I’m sitting on my loveseat in the living room, and up from behind the ottoman against the wall crawls a very fat centipede. Blech! He’s just over an inch long, all legs and tall knees, and very fat. I get up slowly from the loveseat — slowly so I won’t [...]