A Dragon in Sheep’s Clothing

• How can you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
• If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
• If swimming is so good for your figure, why are whales so fat?
• If you eat pasta and antipasto, will you still be hungry?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
• If it’s true that we’re here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
• How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
• What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
• If you are a complete pessimist, does it mean you are positively negative?
• Is there such a thing as a closet claustrophobic?
• Before the invention of drawing boards, what did people go back to?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• How can there be self-help groups?

—adapted from The Mammoth Book of Humor, edited by Geoff Tibballs